no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Define "chronic" masturbator.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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