Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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