Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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