I want to walk on stilts...naked
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. Iām going to keep him around a while
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