please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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