its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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