thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Small penises have feelings too.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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