So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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