just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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