Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
