Sry I called you an 8
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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