in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
