I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
