We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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