I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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