but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
