she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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