This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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