I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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