Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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