I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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