i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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