i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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