He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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