it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
