his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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