If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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