In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My pussy is not your playground.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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