You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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