so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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