one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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