i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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