Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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