Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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