Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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