yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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