3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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