he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Floor bacon is actually really good
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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