brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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