awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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