i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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