we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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