margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
