he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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