Is it because I queefed?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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