That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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