Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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