What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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