How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
