you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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