Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Randomize