What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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