I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
