But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
