That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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