Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to make a zoo with you.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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