i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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